Well, don’t blame me for the fact that we never see each other anymore. You ceased to be relevant to my life when you stopped needing things from me. It was never I who cut ties. I just let them fall away. See, you don’t burn bridges; you blow them up, like Switzerland during an invasion, and I’ll not be held responsible for the fact that you can’t manipulate me like you used to. Either get over yourself or understand yourself. For somebody so self-centered you display startlingly little self-awareness. For somebody so emotional, where matters of the heart are concerned you lack all sensitivity. For somebody so caustically confrontational, you fail at facing conflicts in any other way but passive-aggressive.
“Can we please take at least one picture together? We’re like not friends anymore.”
“Excuse me?”
“I meant we never see each other anymore.”
Shut the fuck up.
